Top New England Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names (2018)

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Whether you’re in a guillotine league or starting a good old-fashioned friendship-destroying, trophy-winning fantasy league, below are our top picks for New England Patriots-based team names. We’ve scoured the internet and the forums to bring you our favorites!

  1. Buh-donk-a-Gronk
  2. The Brady Bunch
  3. Bill Belichick’s Smile
  4. Hack A Shaq
  5. Hogan’s Heroes
  6. Everybody Pat Chung Tonight
  7. Cannon Fodder
  8. Gronkowski, Gostkowski and White, Attorneys At Law
  9. No More Nightshades
  10. Decker, I Don’t Even Know Her
  11. Thuney Tunes
  12. The Hill Has Eyes
  13. Dude Looks Like A Brady
  14. Can’t Find An Edelman
  15. Gronkey Teeth
  16. Edelman’s Substances
  17. Krafty Like A Fox
  18. The Gronk Shaker
  19. What About Rob
  20. Gronkey Kong
  21. We’re On To Cincinnati
  22. Sony, Be Moved
  23. Michel Pfeiffer
  24. McD’s TDs
  25. Lord of the Rings
  26. Smells Like Britt
  27. Hoyer the Destroyer
  28. Berrios and Cream
  29. The Man In The Hightower
  30. You Wynn Some, You Lose Some
  31. Dont’a’s Inferno
  32. Like a Lamb to the Slater
  33. See Ya Slater Alligator
  34. You Got Rob’ed
  35. Wilfork on the First Date
  36. Decker of Cards
  37. Jame White Power
  38. Blame It On The Dwayne
  39. Blood, Rex, Sugar, Magik
  40. Rex and Drugs
  41. Malcom Butler’s Ghost
  42. Gillette My People Go
  43. Make America Gronk Again
  44. Command and Gronker
  45. Tom Brady Fan Club President
  46. It’s Always Sony In New England
  47. PV=NRT
  48. Gym Rat Receiver Corps
  49. Wilfork for Food
  50. All I Do Is Wynn
  51. Left Footed Punters Only

That’s 51 New England Patriots fantasy football team names, but we know there are more out there. What are some of your favorites? Best ones get added to the list. Special thanks to Zach Efland for his contributions to the list.

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